“Give more. Need less.”

“Chemistry=Fate Minus Logic. It’s not your fault if someone doesn’t want you. But, it IS your fault if you don’t MOVE THE FUCK ON.”

“People will always be more turned on by what they imagine about you than by what you tell them about yourself- SHUT UP.”

“There are very few diseases that good sex can’t cure.”

“Sleep with someone twenty years older than you.”

“Sleep with someone twenty years younger than you.”

“Care less.  Fuck more.”