Can you feel our TEEN Energy?
Everyone wants to have sex with teenagers. And it’s not because they have perfect bodies and cute little faces, it’s because of their TEEN Energy. TEENs are able to effortlessly actualize the Principle of NSA=NSA. They are constantly experimenting without Expectations, they don’t adhere to tired conventions or rigid belief systems, and they have a “Driven By Desire” attitude that is devastatingly attractive.
I have sex with teenagers all the time. And not because I have a thing for teenagers. It’s because teenagers have a thing for ME. WHY? Because although I am 38 years old, I have TEEN Energy. I have more TEEN Energy than most teenagers. And they WANT it. So, they enter me, looking for it. Over and over and over again. At any age, YOU are capable of reclaiming that powerful TEEN Energy that will draw people of all ages to you. I’m going to tell you how to do it, but you must pay close attention, because it involves science and math.
Hometown: Napoli, Italy
Likes: Long walks, soccer, motorcycles, Radiohead and “How I Met Your Mother”
Creating TEEN Energy
Creating any kind of ENERGY is a two-part process consisting of
Which can be expressed by the following mathematical formula:
D + B = E
Thus to create TEEN Energy, You must DO like a TEEN and you must BE like a TEEN.
You must DO this:
Hometown: Napoli, Italy
Likes: Pizza, large dogs, BDSM, “How I Met Your Mother”
Most adults can’t do that. Most adults Try Nothing and Expect Everything. So, if you can do it, you automatically become better than everyone around you, which will make everyone want to sleep with you.
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People want to sleep with people who are better than they are.
Hometown: Napoli, Italy
Likes: English Literature, Salvatore Ferragamo, Yoga, “How I Met Your Mother”
Starting today, I want you to start Trying EVERYTHING. I want you to start experimenting with music, fashion, food, travel, and sexual preferences. Every day, I want you to do at least three things that you have never done before. I want you to Expect Nothing from these experiences and I want you to talk about these new experiences with sexy adult strangers, aka your PEEPs.
Never be nostalgic or talk about memories. That’s what old people do. You are a TEEN. You are constantly doing NEW things and sharing your NEW experiences with NEW PEEPs.
Driven By Desire
Once you start behaving like a TEEN, by Trying Everything and Expecting Nothing, your Aura of Experience is going to glow brighter than ever. Other adults will start being interested in you and they will ask you “WHY?” you are doing things.
If you want to Never Sleep Alone, you must answer this question the way a TEEN would. When someone asks you WHY you are doing something you must respond in only one way:
“Because I want to.”
Try Everything Expect Nothing! I’m at a French Circus in Naples, Italy…
Because you WANT to. That is the only reason you ever do anything. Because, like a teenager, you are now a creature of pure desire. And that desire is a contagious aphrodisiac. The other adults around you will actually be able to feel and smell the fearless DESIRE dripping off of you and this will make you the most attractive person in the room.
This PEEP is also at the circus. He wants to buy me a drink. And, I Expected Nothing to happen at the circus…
The Walking Dead
After the age of 21, human beings are no longer in a state of growth. You are in a state of decay. You and the people around you are dying slowly, and deep down, you are all scared shitless. This is a ridiculous fear because this is only a scientific reality, and scientific reality often has very little to do with actual reality.
In actual reality, it is after the age of 21 that we look and feel our best. And is after the age of 28 that we finally become socially confident, sexually interesting, and able to give and receive MBOs. (MBO=Mind Blowing Orgasm)
Nevertheless, this unconscious fear of death is rooted deep within our DNA and adults react to this fear in a strange way. Shortly after the age of 21, most adults stop caring about creating a life of pleasure and excitement, and begin to believe that if they do things because they want to, they will die faster. Thus, most adults stop being Driven by Desire and start becoming Goal Oriented.
Age: 27 (but acts 19)
Hometown: Napoli (Scampia), Italy
Likes: Plumbing, beer, German weapons, “How I Met Your Mother”
Goal Oriented people believe that everything they do must have a plan, a purpose and an expected outcome. In an effort to die slowly, Goal Oriented people ignore their Desires and pay more and more attention to their Obligations. This is very dangerous. If you ignore the true value of Desire and place too much false value on Obligations you run the risk of becoming a BAD person.
Look around you. I bet most of the adults you know are Boring, Angry and Depressed.
At The NSA Seminar, we turn BAD adults into Hot TEENs.
BE Like a TEEN- Reject “The Four Rs”
Most people believe that being an adult means that you must live your life according to The Four Rs.
As an adult you are told that you must be: Rational, Reserved, Respectful and Responsible.
The Four Rs are not sexy. Nobody wants to sleep with someone who is BEING Rational, Reserved, Respectful and Responsible.
If you want to Never Sleep Alone, you must DO like a TEEN ( Try Everything, Expect Nothing) and you must BE like a TEEN by BEING:
Thoughtless: This doesn’t mean you are deliberately inconsiderate. It means that you truly do not think before you do something. You just DO IT because, unlike all the BAD adults around you, you are Driven by Desire. You never think about the future, you never think about how others will perceive you, you never THINK! You DO. And if you piss someone off, you just say, “Oh my god. I’m so sorry. I guess I wasn’t thinking.” They will not be angry with you. They will want to have sex with you.
Homtown: Napoli, Italy
Likes: Going to the circus, buying drinks, giving MBOs, “How I Met Your Mother”
Enthusiastic: You are not Reserved like all the other boring adults around you. YOU are excited and interested in every experience and every person. You make whoever is speaking to you feel like they are contributing greatly to your knowledge and happiness. You are never depressed or angry. You are always happy and you are eager to share your happiness with others.
Energetic: You are never tired. You have more energy than everyone else around you. You are not Respectful of other people’s weaknesses or lack of energy. Your eyes shine with an otherworldly intensity. Unlike the other BAD adults around you, you are open to whatever the night brings you, regardless of the fact that you may have work to do in the morning. You are not Respectful of rules, regulations or the existing social order. You lie to your boss, you sneak into buildings, you jump over fences and you let married people buy you drinks.
Naïve: You are not jaded, you are not bitter and you are not a know-it-all. You are not Responsible for your actions. Sometimes you get a little crazy because you “usually don’t drink” or “have never felt like this before”. You are innocent and you exhibit a child-like stupidity mixed with an insatiable intellectual curiosity. Whoever you are talking to is your wise teacher, your new advisor, and you are ever so grateful to them.
NEVER talk about politics, your medical issues, or long-term goals! That’s what old, scared people do. You are a TEEN. You have no fear of death and no concern for the future. All you want out of life is to meet new people and to have new experiences.
And remember, when someone asks you WHY you’re doing something, you SMILE, look them in the eye and say: “Because I want to.”
Why am I sitting at a random bar at a random French Circus in Naples, Italy, about to make out again with this guy?
Because I WANT to.