“If you truly want to get laid, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.”

“Your smartphone is making you stupid.  Get rid of it and GET LAID.”

“If you are in a sexual rut, TRAVEL. Go to a different country where you will be worshiped for your pale skin,  your huge ass, or your middle management position.”

“Roleplay”

“If you want to sleep with someone else, your partner is probably thinking the same. Discuss.”

“Flirting is like gambling. In order to win, you must quit while you’re ahead.”

“A sympathy fuck is never sympathetic. Avoid it.”

“Give more. Need less.”

“Chemistry=Fate Minus Logic. It’s not your fault if someone doesn’t want you. But, it IS your fault if you don’t MOVE THE FUCK ON.”

“People will always be more turned on by what they imagine about you than by what you tell them about yourself- SHUT UP.”