Friday, July 20th
If you want an artistic and intimate adventure: Pack a picnic, rent a boat for only $15 from the Central Park Boathouse and explore the hidden corners of the lake. I will be there today from 3-5pm in a blue sun hat. If you spot me and my lover, row on over for a free glass of Champagne and ticket to next Saturday’s show at Joe’s Pub. Then head over to the Metropolitan Museum of Art on 5th Avenue and enjoy free live classical music on the second-floor balcony bar of the Great Hall. Admission is “Pay what you can” for New York residents and the museum stays open until 9pm on Fridays. My favorite thing to do is sip a champagne or tea and enjoy the music from 5-7pm and then take a tipsy ramble around the museum until sunset. Then I hop a Citi-Bike downtown for an epic meal at The Greek.
Saturday, July 21st
I’ll be the one in the short red dress and the black lace-up point shoes. Come to say “hi” and let’s grind to my favorite one-hit wonder.
Sunday, July 22nd
If you want to get naked and get it on at the beach: Ride your bike or take public transit to Fort Tilden beach. The further you walk, the cooler it is and the hotter the naked people get. If you intend to actually get it on (recommended), bring my favorite mini pop-up tent so you don’t get arrested. Enjoy a post MBO glass of my favorite white wine with some chilled prosciutto or shrimp cocktail and thank the Gods that you’re alive.
MBO = Mind Blowing Orgasm