JAM SESSIONS: If you don’t already play an instrument, buy a simple percussive instrument like an egg shaker for two bucks and go to a jam session at a bar near you. Most people who go to jam sessions are single, passionate, horny and generous and they’ll gladly teach you how to keep the rhythm going.
CRAIG’S LIST: Put this ad in the personals section of Craigs’s List: Title- “Tinder Sucks. I’ve Got A Better Idea For Tonight. Bring Friends!” Body-“I’m getting a fun group of single peeps together tonight at 8pm at my favorite bar for some no-pressure mingling. I’m gonna pick the 5 coolest men and 5 coolest women who respond quickly. You can each bring a friend if you want! Send me back a recent photo and tell me what your greatest passion in life is. I will respond with mine and the meet-up spot. I look forward to meeting you guys tonight!” I do this all the time when I’m traveling to a new city and it is always successful. Have fun and don’t go home with anyone unless you follow the safety procedures in this post.
NEVER SLEEP ALONE at Joe’s Pub June 17th: 200 horny people laughing, singing and making out with each other LIVE. Get tickets HERE and only sit in the front section if you are willing to kiss strangers and come onstage for blind dates and demonstrations.
Photo by Gaia Squarci