Put on an outfit that makes you feel beautiful, and get thee to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I just had an MBO with a hot Sweede in the custodial closet next to the John Singer Sargents. Now we are having champagne in the rooftop garden. There are thousands of single horny foreigners wandering around the Metropolitan Museum of Art today and every day. Find your MBO while experiencing NYC’s most amazing museum.
MBO=Mind Blowing Orgasm
Wander around the first and second floor galleries for a bit then go up to anyone you find attractive and say, “Can you tell me how to get to the rooftop garden bar?” Most people don’t know it even exists, so invite them on a mission to find it with you.
Many people also don’t know that only have to pay $1 to get in to the MET. That $25 fee listed on the board and at the kiosks is a SUGGESTED donation. Just tell the counter person you only want to pay $1. Save that money for champagne and condoms.
Get off Tinder and go experience some art.
Tickets to NEVER SLEEP ALONE at Joe’s Pub on June 17th are almost sold out.
Currently listening to: The Art Teacher, by Rufus Wainwright