KEEP IT SHORT- Nobody wants to read more than 3 sentences about you. Leave something to the imagination.
CROP THE COCK BLOCKERS OUT- If she’s looking at a photo of 3 guys, she’s gonna want the tall one. If that’s not you, crop your bros out.
DON’T BE MEDIOCRE- Only include photos of you doing exceptional things in extraordinary places. Nobody wants to see you getting a mani-pedi with your French bulldog or drinking a Big Gulp in a 7-11 parking lot. I’m talking to you LEAH -“ya I maybe want to try the bi thing” and JASON- “wanna fuck a cougar, but how?!” You can both start by sucking less.
CUT TO THE CHASE- Don’t waste time with banal banter. Open with a compliment, and close with a time and place.
KEEP IT CLASSY: If you’re thinking: “I’m just here for random hook ups” you should write: “Let’s have an adventure.”
DON’T BE A DOUCHE- No keg-stands, no bathroom selfies and no “shocker”. Again–I’m talking to you, JASON.
DON’T LIMIT YOURSELF- By putting things like: “No Casual Hookups, Jewish Men Only, Must love dogs”, you’re missing out on countless possibilities. Maybe you don’t wanna hook up with the Catholic cat-lover, but he has hot friends. Hot friends who wanna go down on you. Expand your sociosexual network.
CAST A WIDE NET- Create one short, sexy message and copy-paste it to everyone you MATCH with. Whoever responds first wins.