1. Little Branch: This the sexiest little speakeasy in New York City. The larger tables are usually full of single peeps who came with their cock-blocking friends and are dying to interact with someone who finds them sexually relevant. The more adventurous types hang out near the tiny bar in front. It’s dark, intimate, the staff is gorgeous, the cocktails are orgasmic and they often have live jazz. The crowd is mostly New Yorkers age 25-25. If you’re going on a weekend, get there early.
2. Loveless at Dream Baby: This Wednesday night party at a chic and tiny club on Avenue B is THE place to be after 11pm on Wednesday nights. Internationally renowned DJ Armando Alexander spins the sexiest mix of alternative/new new wave/shoe gaze/Brit pop/ and new shit nobody else has even heard yet. Sexy as fuck and tatted up mixologist Paolo Rizzo helms the bar (ask him to make you his tequila and champagne concoction) . The crowd is a mix of artists, models and misfits. Look fierce and come ready to dance, drink and do dirty things in dark corners. This is the New York night you’ve always wanted.
3. Never Sleep Alone Show and After-Party at Joe’s Pub: My last NYC show and after-party is happening on Saturday, November 21st. Come laugh your ass off, sing along with the show and enjoy onstage speed-dating and spontaneous make-outs with complete strangers. As one reporter said, “It’s like playing spin the bottle with hundreds of people, but better.” Free champagne (the REAL THING) for those brave enough to come on stage. WARNING: IF YOU SIT IN THE FRONT YOU WILL MAKE OUT WITH STRANGERS! The crowd is a mix of locals and tourists, age 18-55. This show always sells out. Reserve your spot today HERE.
4. The Iron Horse: Come as you are (even pajamas are allowed) to this rowdy Coyote Uglyesque bar in FiDi where the bartenders dance on the bar and make you get up there with them. Because the owners are hot crazy peeps and because it’s near the seaport, this bar has an amazing mix of NY Finance types, young tourists and burly bikers. The drinks are cheap and the sexy bartenders are quite generous. Try the food too! It’s actually damn fine pub fare. And if Jenny tells you to get in the swing, YOU GET ON THE FUCKING SWING!
5. Employees Only: This spot has the most diverse international crowd I’ve ever encountered and the age range is from 21 to 61. Everyone is friendly, everyone has money, everyone has an interesting story to tell and everyone is horny. Make a dinner reservation to be sure to get in. The food is phenomenal. Steak tartare is the smartest thing to eat before and after an MBO. No sneakers, shorts or shitty attire. Dress to impress or you will not get in.
6. My House: I throw the best parties in town. I always have live music, amazing food, unique entertainment, and I always make sure there is a hot mix of straight/gay/bi/tri single and swinging peeps in attendance. If you want to be invited to the next one, email your proof of purchase of a NEW copy of my book NEVER SLEEP ALONE along with the results of your first NSA Challenge. We don’t take half-assers.