You see a person. You REALLY want that person. You want to kiss that person, you want to get naked with that person and you wanna fuck that person all night long. And then that person opens their mouth, raises their ams, kicks off their shoes, or takes off their underwear, and you don’t wanna fuck them anymore–
Because you’re about to vomit.
It’s pointless to look amazing when you smell like shit. Never smell like dying flowers, mothballs, creamed-corn (big problem for American men, WTF?!), aged cheese, stale beer, musty attics, abandoned butcher shops, active fishing boats, dried urine, or stale breadcrumbs. Men, shake off your dick and rinse it after you pee. Ladies, always carry a washcloth to keep that perfect pussy clean. All of you wipe your ass THOROUGHLY! Make sure the clothes you wear have been recently cleaned, especially if they are vintage. Shower every day, never forgetting to clean your ears and bellybutton every time. Brush your teeth and floss at least twice a day, drink tons of water, use gum or mints after smoking and/or drinking coffee or alcohol (these quickly create bacterial compounds that cause horrible breath- espresso + marijuana and beer +parmesean are among the WORST combinations) and visit the dentist often, so that your mouth doesn’t smell like a rotting corpse.
Bad breath is the number one killer of seduction.
Make sure your hair and armpits always smell like heaven and your genitals always taste like ambrosia.
Eat lots of pineapple.