If you have been doing what I tell you to do on this blog and in my book, you should now be attracting all sorts of WFBs who wanna have threesomes with you.
WFBs=Willing Foreign Bodies
Today, we are gonna talk about the DON’Ts when it comes to threesomes. I suggest everyone read, because much of this applies to twosomes through tensomes.
DON’T TRY TO MAKE IT LIKE A PORNO MOVIE
Threesomes are intrinsically pornographic, so you don’t need to push that angle. You should focus on making the threesome as sensual, magical and beautiful as possible. All the crazy amazing filth and kink and dirty talk and fluids-flying-everywhere will come naturally. Think less Rocco Siffredi* and more Bernardo Bertolucci.
*Let it be known, I have utmost respect for Signor Siffredi and his art and I owe many of my most intense MBOs to him. Signor Siffredi never “tries to make the porno.” He focuses on the cinematic beauty of the human body, the humor in all sexual encounters, and the importance of attracting the right WFBs.
You’ve got to remember, that for many of the WFBs you sleep with, this will be their first threesome. You’ve got to make them feel comfortable, beautiful and SAFE.
ESPECIALLY if you are two men with one woman in an MMF situation. This woman is placing herself in a very vulnerable situation, being with you and your bro, so you need to repeatedly ask her is she feels comfortable. Because many threesomes turn rough and filthy (and that’s okay if everyone’s into it), I HIGHLY suggest coming up with a safe word before the sexual encounter begins, so that no matter how crazy it gets, or how submissive or pornstarish she wants to be, you all know what the definite “STOP NOW!” word is. Make sure you’re both checking in with her several times throughout the encounter to make sure she’s okay.
If you are two women in an FFM situation, make sure you two are actually into each other sexually and not just doing it because you’re both into the guy. Remember to breathe deeply, have a damn good time, and make it as beautiful and cinematic as you want it to be. Men are WONDERFUL at responding to sexual suggestions, so be sure to tell him what you’re both into, ask him what he’s into, and work together so that all your fantasies come true.
Communication is very important.
And if you’re in an FFF or MMM, or QB$ you already know exactly what to do.
DON’T STAY WHERE YOU’RE NOT WANTED
Sometimes, in the middle of a threesome, you will feel as though the other parties involved are paying absolutely no attention to you and you will begin to get the sense that they’d rather you not be there. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Sometimes, the chemistry is just off. And sometimes PEEPs will use you as a way to sleep with each other, either because they can’t admit their attraction to each other, or because they’re gay and closeted and/or Catholic, and they need an opposite sex go-between. It’s happened to me. Don’t take it personally.
Consider yourself a catalyst for a sexual encounter between two people who desperately needed it, leave the room quietly and gracefully and go work on something creative.
You’ll get yours soon enough.
DON’T BE SCARED TO STOP IT
You know if you’re not comfortable and you know if somebody else is not comfortable in a threesome situation. Don’t be scared to stop at any time, if you or someone else in the situation is uncomfortable. Sexual discordancy is palpable and will prevent everyone involved from enjoying the experience and having an MBO.
Even if the threesome was your idea in the first place, you can still be the one to stop it at any time. Don’t worry that people are going to think you are an asshole. It’s YOUR body and YOUR responsibility to make sure everyone is having a good time. If you are uncomfortable or you sense one of the WFBs is, you can stop it at anytime. You can say that you’re dying of thirst, you can say that you need to pee, you can say you heard a knock at the door, or simply by say that you feel uncomfortable and want to stop, or slow down a bit.
If your WFBs don’t respect your feelings, leave immediately or kick them the fuck out.
That’s all for now, fuckables. Soon, we will talk about the difference between love and lust, how to plan the perfect NSADP, and how to make the most out of a Green Card marriage.
NSADP= NSA Dinner Party