Right now, your Fuckability is in your own hands. We can’t control time, but we CAN control what we put into our fat faces and what we do with our fat asses.
As someone who used to be FAT, I can tell you that if you want to Never Sleep Alone, you must have complete control over your body. If YOU are in control of your body, other people will envy you. And since they are too lazy to control their own bodies, they will try to control YOUR body by giving you MBOs. (Mind Blowing Orgasms). WAW.
Losing weight is not easy. It requires discipline and consistency, which are two qualities that most humans lack. So, if YOU can make yourself exercise often and control your diet and you can keep doing this for MORE THAN ONE WEEK, you will be better than most people, which will make most people want to sleep with you.
NSA Truth Review: People want to sleep with people who are better than they are.
The first week, you may feel like you will die. The second week, you will feel like you will NEVER die. The third week, you will start to look better, and the 4th week, people will want to sleep with you. If you keep going past week four, miracles will happen.
It was in my fifth week of diet and exercise that The Goddess Venere came to me while I was walking in Boboli Gardens and bestowed upon me The NSA Epiphanies that evolved into The NSA Principles contained in The Book. The very next day, I was given an MBO by the water polo player and Olympic Silver Medalist in the photo below.
You Can’t Do It Alone
When you embark on a journey this difficult, you need a guide to push your fat ass down the path. I HIGHLY suggest hiring a personal trainer. You need to meet with him/her at least once a week to keep you focused and inspired. You have the money to do this. You are spending way too much money on food, alcohol, and ill-fitting clothes. If you want to lose weight, you have to consume less calories, which means buying less food and drink, which means you will have more money to spend on a personal trainer. Also, for as little as $25 a month ($80 in Manhattan), you can join a gym that gives FREE classes with certified trainers every day.
If you are a person who has a lot of money, you should meet with your trainer 4-5 days a week, and/or pay for a gym membership for a poor person and make them become your work-out buddy.
You can also make it fun and have a built in sexual reward by hiring a fit prostitute to run in front of you with the understanding that if you can catch him/her, then you get a Mind Blowing Orgasm. I did this in Amsterdam and it was THE BEST!
If you live in New York City, Southern California, or want to hire a trainer to travel with you, you can hire one of my trainers below to get you started. Pick up the phone and call.
And don’t eat anything stupid today.
You must start NOW. The first NSA Seminar and After-Party of the season is October 11th. I can’t wait to see your new ass.
My trainers below will get you FIT and make you HAPPY!
My Sexy Trainers
Julienne Rencher (NYC): Certified Personal Trainer and Professional Dancer. She will get you abs for days.
Luke Strandquist (NYC and Will Travel): Certified and Champion Yoga Instructor, performer and possibly the reincarnation of Jesus Christ
Phone: +1 646-683-8879 Email: Body1169@yahoo.com
Daniel Fenyvesi (California and Will Travel): Certified Personal Trainer and Nutritionist, Polyglot, Author and Musician.
Contact him through his website: http://foodsobriety.net.