Category: Daily Advice
It’s not your fault if someone doesn’t want you. But, it IS your fault if you don’t MOVE THE FUCK ON.”
… your partner is probably thinking the same. Discuss.
“If you truly want to get laid, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.”
“LGBT = Leave Grindr Behind Tonight”
“Always masturbate before a first date.”
You should definitely join LinkedIn. Those people are really horny.
“Sober is sexy, tipsy is cute, drunk is sad.”
“Everyone wants a threesome.”