“If you truly want to get laid, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.”

“Your smartphone is making you stupid.  Get rid of it and GET LAID.”

“If you are in a sexual rut, TRAVEL. Go to a different country where you will be worshiped for your pale skin,  your huge ass, or your middle management position.”

“Roleplay”

“If you want to sleep with someone else, your partner is probably thinking the same. Discuss.”

“Flirting is like gambling. In order to win, you must quit while you’re ahead.”

“A sympathy fuck is never sympathetic. Avoid it.”