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My name is Dr. Alex Schiller and I Never Sleep Alone.

Unless I want to.

I want to help you. I want to help you become the most powerful version of yourself, so that you will never be lonely, or hungry or horny again.

I am often asked, “Dr. Alex, how do I find The One? How do I find that perfect person who makes me feel complete?”

My answer to that question is always the same:

To find The One, you must become The One.

NSA is a philosophy consisting of Nine NSA Principles, that when fully actualized, are guaranteed to transform you into The One.

Soon, we will meet face to face at one of my NSA Seminars. Soon, you will be given The Book. But, for now,  I want you to visit me here every day. Every day there will be new information. Every day there will be new revelations.

I want you to come often.

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Your Best Friends Are Your Worst Sexual Enemies

 

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Hello, my beautiful sexual angels! Things are amazing here in Napoli. Tomorrow I will offer a new lesson in my Go Down or Go Home series, but for today, check out the piece I did for Nerve.com, HERE.

And go out alone tonight.

I always go out alone.

And I Never Sleep Alone.

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**Restaurant name blurred to keep the CockBlockers away

Unless I want to.

I’m getting the feeling I won’t want to tonight.

This guy is also dining alone.

Grazie, Napoli.

E prego.

 

Go Down or Go Home– Lesson 4

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Here is lesson 4 in my oral sex series. Share with those who need to know, and scroll down for the other 3 lessons. Next week, I will do a series for women on how to be fantastic at fellatio. But, for now, gentlemen, Lesson 4 –

Lesson 4– She’s Clean, Bro

Never suggest a woman shower or shave before you go down on her. That is the biggest buzz kill ever. The vagina is a self-cleansing eco-system. Asking a woman to shower or shave before you go down on her is like picking all the toppings off a pizza before you eat it –

It’s something only annoying and unfuckable little boys do.

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That’s all for now.

 I ran into an old friend.

A domani.

Go Down Or Go Home- Lesson 3

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Due to the popularity of the oral sex piece I did for Complex Magazine, this week I am offering several expanded lessons about how to become a God at Going Down and a Master of MBOs.

MBO = Mind Blowing Orgasm

Over the last few days, I’ve received many emails and comments from men saying, “What guy DOESN’T like to go down on women? I do it all the time!”

I am so very proud of you, my fuckable little angels.

But, I guarantee you that over ninety percent of you are not doing it very well. Because, if you were amazing at going down on women, you wouldn’t have time to be reading this, because your phone would be blowing up with text messages and emails from women who want to go out with and go down on YOU, because you succeeded where most men fail.

During their first oral encounter with a new partner, most women will fake an orgasm. There are many reasons for this, but it is usually for one of the following reasons:

1. She’s never had a Mind Blowing Orgasm before and she doesn’t actually know what one feels like, so she just imitates what she has seen in pornographic movies.

2. She has had Mind Blowing Orgasms before, she knows what it takes to get her there,  she believes you will NEVER give her one, and she wants to get it the hell over with.

This is nobody’s fault.  Female genitalia is a very difficult thing to understand and each woman is different. Think of each new woman you sleep with as an intricate sexual flower that needs to be romantically seduced, rhythmically dominated, psychologically manipulated and spiritually penetrated if you want to see her bloom. I have been having lots of lesbian experiences lately here in Napoli, so that I can better understand where she is coming from and where you are coming from so that you may both come together over and over and over again.

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Lesson 3– Educate Yourself

Of course, open communication is very important during the sexual encounter. But, just as you don’t want a girl holding your junk in her hand about to stick it into her mouth,  and saying, “So, I should use my teeth a little…?”, we also want to know you have a damn good idea of what you’re doing when you go down there.

What turns most women on is VERY different from what turns most men on. Therefore, watching YOUR favorite porn is not going to teach you how a woman likes you to go down on her. When men go down in porno movies, they tend to go way too fast and way too hard, (with the seduction and with the actual kissing, licking and fingering) and they tend to stop way too soon and move on to vaginal or anal intercourse before the woman has actually had an MBO.

To understand how a woman wants her junk handled,  you should watch lesbian porn and ask your female friends what their favorite guy-on-girl porn oral sex scenes are. You can also find someone to do an oral sex tandem exchange, where you practice your oral sex skills on each other in real world settings. It’s just like learning Italian!

Me and my tandem exchange partner practicing Lesson 1

Me and my tandem exchange partner practicing Lesson 1

Remember that for women, having an MBO is not an easy thing. Not only must she be physically stimulated, she must be psychologically stimulated if she is to enjoy the sexual experience. To know what it takes to get a woman off, you must watch the things that women get off on watching. I highly recommend immediately consulting the following three sources:

Dirty Dancing, Fifty Shades of Grey and the Colin Farrell sex tape.

Eat pussy like Patrick Swayze dances. Eat pussy like Christian Grey spends money. Eat Pussy like Colin Farrell eats pussy.

Trust me.

 

Go Down or Go Home– Lesson 2

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Lesson 2: Slow Your Roll and Know Your Roles

Slow down! The number one mistake men make is taking the oral sex encounter too fast. Begin with a slow seduction – make her anticipate what’s coming. Take your time undressing, caressing and teasing her and you will both get much more enjoyment out of the oral sex experience.

To help you slow down, imagine that you are poor little urchin boy in a war-torn country. It’s Christmas at the orphanage, and she is the only gift you are getting, so you’d better unwrap her slowly and savor every second of the only happiness you will get all year long.

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Learn the art of undressing at The NSA Seminar at Joe’s Pub

 NSA Truth

The slower you go, the faster she comes.

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 Great oral sex should begin with exquisite torture and end in supreme worship. When the encounter begins, you are her master. You are the rebel prince and she is the innocent virginal princess. You instruct her where to lay, you tell her to stay quiet and be still like a good girl, you tease her with your lips, tongue and hands, making her wait to receive her pleasure.

 

And then, once you are down there, you are her servant. You are a lowly, yet perfect- tongued tribesman from an ancient agrarian society, and she is an all-powerful earth and sex goddess who controls the fate of your people. UnknownYou have been elected as the chosen one who must give the goddess the MBO she demands if she is to grant your people a fertile harvest. It is the last night of the spring equinox festival, all the other warriors have failed to please her, and if you fail, too, there will again be no rains again this year, the crops will die and your people will face extinction.

When you are down there, you must do everything right – you must intuit her desires, impress her with your technique and make her feel that her happiness is your only concern in life. You will not stop until the goddess is satisfied. No matter how many women you’ve had before, SHE tastes the best. SHE smells the best. SHE looks the best. SHE feels the best. SHE is the best.  images

Tell her.

Repeatedly.

The fate of your people depends on her pleasure.

 

 

 

Go Down or Go Home- Lesson 1

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Since last Thursday’s publication of my oral sex piece for the men’s magazine Complex, I have received countless e-mails from male readers asking me to elaborate on some of the points I made. This week, I will be offering several expanded lessons about how to become a God at Going Down and a Master of MBOs. Next week, I will do a series for women readers on The Art of Fellatio, but for now, fellas, LISTEN UP.

The most important thing to remember is that most women have had lots of unsatisfactory oral sex experiences. So, if you can separate yourself from the Mediocre Majority and do it right, she will see you as a rock star, a king, a golden GOD of the MBO (Mind Blowing Orgasm).  And, in appreciation for the intense pleasure you have given her, she will respect you, she will adore you, and she will worship every inch of your perfect cock over and over and over again until you both pass out in a state of mutual euphoric bliss.

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Lesson 1:  Get Your Shit Together

Most women are not like most men who will gladly take a blow job anytime, anywhere and from almost anyone. This doesn’t mean that you are an insensitive animal and it does not mean that she is a high-maintenance bitch. It just means that men and women are different. Women need to be turned on by the setting and circumstances surrounding the oral sex experience if they are to actually enjoy the oral sex itself

When you are first seducing a woman, you need to behave differently than the beta-male douche bags that usually try to seduce her. When going out to meet women or taking a woman out on a date, you need to dress elegantly, behave confidently, and have a definite plan for the evening.

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She doesn’t want this guy

Nobody wants to have sex (oral or otherwise) with an awkward and self-deprecating man who just wants to “hang out or whatever”. She doesn’t want a Seth Rogen character going down her.

She wants James Bond going down on her. When seducing a woman, always think, WWJD–

What Would James Do?

James would dress in an effortlessly elegant outfit and be an articulate and witty conversationalist, asking the woman interesting questions about herself and her views on things. James would be simultaneously direct and sensitive in his seduction. James would never “split the check.”

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She wants THIS guy.

If James didn’t have the money to take a woman out for dinner or drinks, he would arrange a picnic in the park, or cook dinner for her at his apartment. James’s apartment would be clean, his music would be good and his cock-blocking roommate would be elsewhere.

Tomorrow we will go more into the mechanics of making out and Going Down, but for now, focus on the seduction and –

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Get What You Want — TONIGHT!

I will be giving a live NSA Seminar tonight at 9:30 pm at Joe’s Pub at The Public Theater, NYC. There are limited tickets available at www.JoesPub.com. 

Though the SINGLES section is SOLD OUT, the VOYEURS section has a few seats left, and all audience members will be mingling throughout the show and at the NSA After-Party.  Reserve a seat wherever you can find one, and don’t sit near your friends. Remember: BFF= UCB.

Best Friend Forever=Ultimate Cock Block

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See you later.

-Dr. Alex Schiller

Some Rules For NSA Tomorrow Night

 

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If you haven’t read my latest piece on Nerve.com, here is a reminder on how NOT to behave while interacting with hot PEEPs (Persons of Equivalent Erotic Potential) at The NSA Seminar and after-party this Friday night.

If you follow the advice below, you will transcend the Mediocre Majority and rapidly accelerate your transformation into The One that everyone wants.

1. Never complain.
Nobody wants to hear about how your dog is sick, your job sucks, and your ex is an asshole. Most people complain all the time. So, if you don’t complain, not only will you be better than everyone else, but the people you interact with will assume you love your life, which will make them want to become a part of your world.

2. Never speak quickly or loudly.
Nobody wants to hang out with a hyper, insecure, attention-whore (female or male). Most people talk way too fast and way too loud. So if you can speak slowly and lowly, especially in crowded places, you will not only appear to be a confident and relaxed Exceptional Individual who is better than the mediocre majority, but people will have to lean in to you in order to hear you, which will make everyone around you feel that person wants you. If they think this person wants you, then they will also want you. And if this person thinks they want you, then he or she will want you even more. Desire is contagious.

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3. Never misuse the word “like.”
Nobody wants to sleep with someone who sounds as though they belong on a reality show about unfuckable idiots. Most people misuse the word “like” an average of seven times per minute. Therefore, if you can watch yourself and make yourself SSL (Stop. Saying. “Like.”), not only will you be better than everyone one else, but your constant vigilance over your speech patterns will help you to remember to speak slowly, lowly and never complain.

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I guarantee if you can actually make yourself stop talking like everyone else, you be well on your way to becoming The One that everyone wants.

See you tomorrow.

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NSA Principle 1: NSA = NSA

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IF you want to NEVER SLEEP ALONE (NSA), you must actualize (=) the principle of NO STRINGS ATTACHED (NSA).

Which means:

You must be OPEN to every experience.

AND

 You must have NO EXPECTATIONS for any experience.

When you expect something from a person or a situation, you have a certain look on your face:  The Look of Expectation. You look like a hungry, crippled dog, with drool dripping from your matted fur. Or a dirty beggar child with filthy fingernails and an asymmetrical face, BEGGING for nickels –

YOU.

LOOK.

NEEDY.

Where have you seen that look before?

You’ve seen it on that person who really wants you, who really needs you, even though you have no need or desire for them.

It’s gross.

NSA TRUTH

Neediness is the most unattractive quality in a human being.

But, when you allow yourself to experience something with NO EXPECTATIONS, you give off a special glow: The Aura of Experience.   You appear otherworldly, beyond human, like Jesus Christ.  Or a sexy female panther.

You have an inner peace. A sleekness and a sureness that drives the mere humans around you insane with desire and envy. It’s irresistible.

Before you begin your first NSA Challenge, I want you to decide who you are. Are you Jesus Christ? Or are you a sexy female panther?

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Those are your only two choices. You may try both, if you’d like.

Either way, you are at ease in all social situations. You sit at the bar relaxed, needing nothing from the night, because you’ve spent your day accomplishing things in the desert. You maintain steady eye contact and have amazing posture, knowing that everyone around you wants desperately to reach out and touch your left flank. You expect nothing from the people you meet, because you are better than they are. You are either being kind and selfless, saying nothing about yourself as you talk to them about their issues and save them from eternal damnation. Or, you are sitting still, being strong and beautiful, watching them silently and resisting your natural instinct to rip out their intestines.

NSA Challenge

Tonight, go to a unique SocioSexual Watering Hole that you have never visited before. This could be a bar, a café with a bar feel to it, or a restaurant with a bar in it.  Take a photo on the way in.  Have no expectations.

Make sure you’ve just spent the day working, or had a very intense work out. Make sure you are very thirsty for a drink or very hungry for food. Sit down. If all the bar stools are taken, order a drink from the bartender, give a nice tip and a serene smile, and calmly ask him or her if they could let you know when a stool is becoming available because you’ve had an intense day and would love to sit down.  Have no expectations.

Stay at this place for at least an hour and a half. Drink something, eat something, talk to people, if it suits you. Be sure to take your time, remember to breathe, and be conscious of everything you are experiencing. Have no expectations.

Look around and actually see your surroundings, actually hear the sounds that people are making, actually taste everything you put into your mouth. If you have extra energy, you can take out pen and paper and write me a long letter. If anyone asks you what you’re doing, smile benevolently, and say you are writing a letter to a friend. Enjoy the experience. Have no expectations.

When you have completed this NSA Challenge, post a comment below and tell me all about it. Be sure to include your photo.

NSA Lessons From Thailand

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I am currently living in Haad Tien Bay, on Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand. I was brought here by one of the top health resorts to speak at an “Awakening Your Sexual Spirit” retreat. Though I feel that most parts of the prescribed program at this retreat are nonsense (except for the colonic), I have been learning a lot by observing the participants. Their behavior is a total reaffirmation of NSA Principle 2: BFF=UCB.

Best Friend Forever = Ultimate Cock Block

Last night was Full Moon Party on Koh Pha Ngan. Thousands of horny people from all over the world travelled thousands of miles to get here, simply to dance their asses off, party their faces off and have Mind Blowing Orgasms with hot strangers. Nobody who wanted to sleep with somebody should have slept alone last night.

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As the sun came up over Haad Tien Bay, and I was being carried back to my bungalow by my beautiful PEEPs, I couldn’t help but notice that the sad souls staring hungrily after us with The Look Of Expectation on their faces were all people who came to the retreat with their friends.

The four participants who came to this retreat all alone did not sleep alone last night. Sara, the shy Amish virgin with the strange lisp and the beautiful eyes slept with Luke, our hot yoga instructor–And she told me he was totally okay with just dry humping  and melon harvesting and was able to give her two MBOs while still preserving her virginity Go, Luke!–. Mikhail, the pudgy yet brilliant gay graphic designer from Düsseldorf slept with Anders, the perfect-bodied bi-sexual organic farmer from Australia. And Paolo, the former priest from Calabria, slept with me.

Go, Sara!

Go, Sara!

All the other people from the retreat slept alone, or with their cock-blocking friends. And these are people who came here to “awaken their sexual spirits”! I  saw them all at lunch this afternoon, sitting at their same tables with each other, all looking miserable and orgasmically deprived, bickering about which snorkeling trip to take and who still owed money for the molly.

These BFFs danced together all night last night. And they both woke up alone this morning.

These BFFs danced together all night last night. And they both woke up alone this morning.

Meanwhile, Sara was getting her hair braided by Luke, I was getting a foot massage from Paolo, and Anders and Mikhail were still in Bungalow 14, listening to MGMT and giving each other Roman Cupcakes.

If you want to Never Sleep Alone, you must stop going out with your friends all the time.  NSA is about you being open to NEW people and new experiences. You must have the freedom to say “yes” to every new experience that you want to have. When you’re out with your friends, you have to take their desires into consideration, and you can’t always say “yes” when you want to.

My new Full Moon Friends! That's Paolo in the front.

My new Full Moon Friends! That’s Mikhail and Anders on the left and Paolo is the in the front with the tie. #WAW

NSA is about you fearlessly reinventing yourself whenever you want, until you find what works for you. You must feel free to play with different personas and experiment with different SocioSexual Roles. If your friends are around, you will feel very self-conscious exploring and experimenting, you will play the same sexually irrelevant role you have always played within that group and you will never live up to your full SocioSexual Potential.

Start going out alone and I promise you will Never Sleep Alone.

Unless you want to.

I always travel alone. And I never sleep alone.

Paolo and I went rock climbing today! I always travel alone. And I Never Sleep Alone.